
The chains seems unnecessary. I doubt anyone is going to try to break in….although maybe they’re there to keep something/one in?!?!
Texas

Tim Burton would scream at this version of Alice in Wonderland.
Oregon

What are the odds that the one spot we would actually like covered in camo isn’t? Sadly, at this point, I’d say those odds are up to about 87%.
Indiana

Yeah and chances are good you f*** that job up too. Tell your parents thanks for nothing.
Nevada

I liked that bunny until it started following me around. Can you even fathom how horrifying it is to wake up and see this thing staring at you, or using a restroom and this thing just creepin’ over you? Not good.
Missouri